He wawata whakamere ki te peita i taua kaihe momona ki te kakariki! Ko nga wahine penei he kaihe he tino pai ki te waahi ngokingoki, ka tino mohio he boner. Engari me whai taputapu roa tika koe. Ki te kore koe e whai, ka tūtohu ahau ki te whakatakoto i te wahine ki runga i tona tuara, me te whakapouri i a ia me o ringaringa ki runga i ona huha ka pehia ki runga ki tona kopu. Ki te kore e taea e koe te tiki i te tiihi ki roto i te hohonu.
Ae, he mahi pupuhi rua a Hapanihi, he mea pai. Koia te ahua o nga wahine Hapani e ngote ana me era oro rite ki te aihikirimi. He pai mo te taangata, kaore e tika kia werohia, ka mahia e nga kotiro nga mea katoa. He tino ngawari te ahua katoa, kaore he tangata e kaika ana ki reira.
Kaati, ehara i te ahua o te Momoni, he tino ataahua, he ataahua hoki te ahua. Engari he tino ataahua nga kotiro kaitao. Mo etahi take i tino pai ahau ki te mea pouri, ahakoa he ahua ngawari tona ahua, he taumaha hoki, he rereke ki te ahua tauira o te kakaho. Engari he tangata kainga ake ia. Ka taea e raua te noho tahi me taua Moromona. Ae, ka ngotea ia i te mutunga he tino pai. Ko tetahi atu Moromona, e noho ana i runga i te tuuru e whakapouri ana i te wa katoa, kaua ki te whakauru atu, he katakata.
Fuckin' reinga, ka whakaipoipo ahau ia ia.